We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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