Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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