Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
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She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
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my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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