hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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