Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Randomize
