My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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