i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.