I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
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The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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