I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
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I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.