I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
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took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
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The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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