I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
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She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
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They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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