I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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