R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
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I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
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Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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