I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
they're like a gay fantastic four
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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