at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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