she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
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You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
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I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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