i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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