Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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