But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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