I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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