I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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