I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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