did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
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relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
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I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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