OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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