Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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