He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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