I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
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i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
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No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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