i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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