Sponge bath it is.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
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Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
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Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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