So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
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The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
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drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
i now understand why vodka
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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