You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
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im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
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I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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