what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
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I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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