You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
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I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
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He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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