you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
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Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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