i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
There r osticjed everywhere
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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