Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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