i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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