i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
PS: I just woke up from my shower
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Randomize
