make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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