so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
What drink are we having for lunch?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
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