Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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