that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
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That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
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sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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