Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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