i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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