Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
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i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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