i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
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I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
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Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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