Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
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