I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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