WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
