So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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