I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
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He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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