doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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