Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
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I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
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Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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