Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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