just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
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Church boner. Awkwardddd
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
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The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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